I love sandwiches.  They’re easy to eat, they taste phenomenal (if done right), they look cool, and they taste phenomenal (if done right).  What brings up the topic of sandwiches, you might ask?  Well, I’m eating one right now, and I felt like gloating about it.

I have a huge, delicious deli sandwich on a plate next to me.  I’m taking quick breaks between sentences to savor and consume my behemoth sandwich.  This particular sandwich is on a bakery loaf from our local supermarket, Vons.  It’s about four inches wide, three inches tall, and five inches long.  The bread is soft in the middle with a nice crunchy crust.  In between this lovely bread is green leaf lettuce, cheddar and swiss cheeses, Virginia ham, smoked turkey, roast beef, tomatoes, and a mayonnaise/mustard mixture.

It’s delightful.

Don’t you feel like having a bite?

WELL YOU CAN’T!  HAHAHAHAHA!

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

-Because I said so

Thanks to WordPress, we can view what people searched for that led them to our blog. I must say, some of you guys/gals are sick puppies lol

Here are the top search results of all time for our blog (yes, I know that it’s not as many results compared to most blog sites but we are still growing):

Now some of those are nothing, however if I run a search for the top results for the past 30 days, that is when things start to get interesting:

So, at least we know who our target audience is. They like zombies, a little om nom nom action, hairy men, knowing more about hairy men, the vagina of Silk Spectre, and who could live without Dr. Manhattans big blue donggy schlong?

Thank you readers for making our “Search Result” stats something to look forward to. Keep it going with the freaky shit, and we will keep writing about it!

- She Who Has The Last Word