Thanks to WordPress, we can view what people searched for that led them to our blog. I must say, some of you guys/gals are sick puppies lol

Here are the top search results of all time for our blog (yes, I know that it’s not as many results compared to most blog sites but we are still growing):

Now some of those are nothing, however if I run a search for the top results for the past 30 days, that is when things start to get interesting:

So, at least we know who our target audience is. They like zombies, a little om nom nom action, hairy men, knowing more about hairy men, the vagina of Silk Spectre, and who could live without Dr. Manhattans big blue donggy schlong?

Thank you readers for making our “Search Result” stats something to look forward to. Keep it going with the freaky shit, and we will keep writing about it!

- She Who Has The Last Word

On the backend for World of Meh’s WordPress, we have installed a statistics plugin that gives us a daily unique hits graph, top articles, top pages, and many other little tidbits of information.  By far, the most interesting, and hilarious information it provides are the top searches that result in finding our little piece of the pie.  It speaks volumes to the quality of content that one can find here at the World of Meh.  Allow me to present you with my favorite example today:

“hairy men iphone”

Apparently, we have talked so often about hairy men and iphones that we can be found through a search for “hairy men iphone”.  While I can recall many instances where I have mentioned iPhones, I can not so easily recall discussing hairy men.  That leaves me to wonder how that term has become associated with our humble blog…

I’m looking at you, Lindsey dearest.

-Because I said so

If you watched Episode 3 of the MehCast, you will have heard this story already. If not here it is in all its glory.

Last week, while waiting for Lindsey during one of her Mary Kay appointments, I decided to put some gas in my car.  I walked into a Valero station to pick up some candy while the car was filling up, and as I approached the counter, the Indian man (younger, leaner guy, not much of a beard to speak of) looks up and greets me.  As he starts ringing up my purchase, he looks at my beard and says, “Hey, man, that is a great beard!”

Sorry, what?

Again, “That is a really nice beard!”

Pardon?

“A lovely beard, really.”

Why, thank you.

-Because I said so

So I’m sitting on the couch with my laptop, Lindsey, and Lianne (my cousin’s wife; cousin-in-law?) playing Guitar Hero: World Tour, when Lindsey decides to fire up Firefox (no pun intended) and load up the World of Meh!  Unfortunately, or rather, fortunately, her finger slipped near the end, and she managed to navigate not to the World of Meh, but the World of Men (a rather lovely site; take a peek at http://www.worldofmen.com/).  Needless to say, they were embarrassed, and I was incredibly aroused.

-Because I said so