Whoever did this is a real asshole…
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But it makes for a hilarious GIF!
That can’t have felt good.
-Because I said so
An Interesting Altercation
On July - 24 - 2009
I like love NEED to wash my hands. I wash them very thoroughly and very vigorously on a frequent basis. If I touch our dog, I wash my hands. If I touch a bathroom door (or anything in a bathroom), I wash my hands. If I touch a slightly dirty dish, I was my hands. If I touch my hands, I wash my hands! Well, not so much that last one, but I am very neurotic about my hands. Why does any of this matter? My vigorous hand washing practices can sometimes leave water on the counter around the sink. I can’t deny that.
Subway: Six-inch Showdown
On July - 18 - 2009
This past Tuesday, Lindsey and I were jonesing for some sandwiches. We had a coupon book that came in the mail for Subway, so we grabbed it and headed over. We went to our favorite Subway location, which is only a couple of blocks from our apartment, at Willow and Herndon. It’s clean, convenient, and next door to a GameStop, Target, and Best Buy. Generally, they’re very nice people, but we were in for a surprise on this particular trip.
Smallville: No Experience Needed
On July - 16 - 2009
Anyone who has watched the MehCast on a regular basis will know that I have nothing but contempt for the TV series “Smallville”. I think the entire series is an affront to the Superman mythos, and an embarrassment to his name. Lindsey, however, loves the series. This has lead to regular conflicts between us on this subject. Since the physical proof of the TV show itself is apparently not enough to describe how much it sucks, I am always on the lookout for something, anything, that helps prove my point, hoping that one day, I would succeed.
Donnie’s Dookie Disaster!
On July - 1 - 2009
Almost all of you who read this blog know about our dog Donnie. For those of you who don’t, last year Chris and I adopted a dog who was already named Donnie. At the time he was 4, was owner released, and is a Terrier/Chihuahua mix. Luckily Donnie took on more of the Terrier traits and personality than the shakey Chihuahua.
The Adventures of AT&T and Apple: Mystery of the Assholes and the First Generation iPhone
On June - 18 - 2009
I own a first generation iPhone. I don’t qualify for an upgrade price until October of 2010, so I will continue to own a first generation iPhone for quite a while, I believe. I have, generally, had no problems with my phone, and have held it very close to my heart since my wife bought it for me in February of 2008. My love for my phone hasn’t diminished.
Moogle the Terrible!
On June - 17 - 2009
If you read the blog that was posted a few days ago, you would know that we have recently added to our family with our new kitten, Moogle.
She is a very cute cat. Very playful, she “speaks” to us when we wake up in the mornings and when we come home after being out, and she purrs so loud!
There’s a New Gosselin in town…. Doppleganger!
On June - 16 - 2009
Last night, Chris and I went to go run some errands. Our first stop was PetSmart to get more litter for Moogle, and some food for Donnie. We walked around the store for about 20 minutes and then proceeded to the check out counter. While Chris was unloading the items onto the conveyor belt, I gasped in horror.
Wii Love You
On June - 11 - 2009
For the past few days, I’ve been feeling an urge to get back and play Wii Fit. It’s been awhile and I’m normally a really lazy person so I don’t know why I felt like sweating, being sore, and making an ass out of myself.
Movie Remakes
On April - 29 - 2009
Why does the movie industry feel the need to saturate viewers with movie remakes? Why not do something original more often? The last few years, especially, has seen a veritable explosion of movie remakes, and it seems the trend is far from over.
