I loved this game as a kid.  Bionic Commando was, as they say, “the balls.”  That’s a good thing, I assure you.  Prince of Persia and Ninja Gaiden showed us that remakes, when done well, can provide an equally impressive experience now as their predecessors did decades ago.  With that in mind, I eagerly downloaded the Bionic Commando demo from the Xbox Live Marketplace and gave it a whirl.

I was very disappointed with this demo.  There was no demo for single player campaign play, only a small Xbox Live multiplayer demo that I wasn’t able to play, since it couldn’t find any other players.  What the hell kind of demo doesn’t provide you with a sample of the single player gameplay?

Bionic Commando, you have let me down.

-Because I said so