Archive | July, 2009

Sword of Truth – Temple of the Winds

The history of the war that Richard Rahl now finds himself in is fleshed out in more detail in Temple of the Winds, the fourth book of the Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind.

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The Emperor of the Imperial Order, Jagang, has forced Richard Rahl into following a prophecy with only two endings, both of which hold death.  A magical plague spreads across the New World with the intensity of a hurricane as Jagang’s armies advance further.  Meanwhile, Richard learns a great deal more about the Great War 3,000 years past from the journals he has found of a wizard from that time.  Richard Rahl must deal with betrayal while holding off the forces of the Old World and the Imperial Order.

By the way, Richard defeats one enemy by ripping his spine out through his stomach.

I won’t say who, but that’s pretty awesome.  That’s Roadhouse awesome.

-Because I said so

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X-Men Origins: Wolverine – Review

We rented X-Men Origins: Wolverine over a week ago, but since I work, and we had a busy weekend, it’s taken me the full week to finally complete the game.  Now, on to the review!

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I’ll start with the complaints.  Primarily, the game was short.  At least, shorter than I would have liked.  However, when you really think about it, that seems to be the case for all games that I enjoy a great deal.  Realistically, though, if I had one solid day to sit and play, it could easily have been completed in 6-10 hours, depending on how thorough I was.  With the cost of video games for the current generation consoles being what it is (approx. $60), I think it’s fair to expect more length, content, and replay value.  X-Men Origins: Wolverine has no multiplayer system, only the single player campaign.  You can play through this in Normal, and upon completion of the game, you can replay it in Hard.  There are also four bonus challenges that can be unlocked in the game, but I’ll go into those later.  Most of the achievements can be accomplished in the first run through on Normal, and any that are missed can be grabbed on Hard, limiting the number of runthroughs for true game completion to two.  I understand that most games, however, have this problem, and have, for the time being, accepted it as a necessary drawback of playing video games.

My second complaint focuses on the camera.  There are times in the game when you are forced to travel in a certain direction while being attacked or being in some otherwise perilous situation, such as a narrow ledge, etc.  During these times, more often than not, the camera forces itself into a forward position, directed towards Wolverine’s face, making it impossible to see where you are going.  I died three times simply because I couldn’t see anything in front of me and wasn’t able to readjust the camera.  Another example of bad camera direction is during one of the boss fights.  As you run from this boss, the camera defaults to the face-Wolverine direction.  It can be moved, but as soon as you let go of the camera control joystick, it reverts quickly to the face-Wolverine direction.

Thirdly, there are some minor bugs in the game that can make it necessary to restart from the previous save or checkpoint.  When fighting near a low fence that constitues a level boundary for Wolverine, some combat bugs can occur.  If Wolverine throws an enemy outside of this boundary, and they remain alive, they become untouchable.  There are many stages where progress is impossible until every single enemy is killed.  A simple solution would have been to make the boundaries not only apply to Wolverine, but to the NPCs as well.

My final complaint is the inconsistency of difficulty.  The game is broken into 5 “Chapters”.  Each chapter introduces progressively more difficult enemies while retaining the enemies of previous chapters.  The problem is that the boss fights, while they get progressively more difficult through the fourth chapter, become ridiculously simple in the final chapter.  A returning boss is easily defeated, while the final game boss provides little challenge other than to make you fall and die, which is easily avoided.  The sudden drop in difficulty was disappointing.  The entire level was easier than previous levels had been as well.

Now to the fun stuff.  I may have given a lot of space to those complaints, but honestly, compared to the rest of this game, they are extremely minor.  In terms of pure fun, X-Men Origins: Wolverine is a 10.  The game is visually stunning.  The story unfolds smoothly (even if the story is bullshit (sorry, comic nerd in me is rebelling)) with great cut-scenes and FMVs.  The combat system is amazing, with a simple structure allowing the player to focus more on the damage than on a combination of buttons.  Wolverine’s healing factor is really showcased in this game.  There were times when I had Wolverine down to mostly skeleton and he was still going strong(ish).  Watching the regeneration was a lot of fun, too.

The game includes four bonus stages, three of which I have unlocked.  By finding specific action figure statues of Wolverine in the game, you unlock challenges from the main menu.  These challenges open up new costumes for Wolverine to wear instead of the white shirt and jeans.  I managed to obtain the “Classic” Wolverine costume, which is his blue and yellow, the “Legendary” Wolverine costume, which is his brown and yellow (as soon as I unlocked this, I spent the rest of the game in this costume), and the “X-Force” Wolverine costume, which is mostly black.  Great bonus content.

There isn’t a lot more to say that I haven’t said in my demo review and my partial review already.
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Oh shit!  Wolverine just jumped towards a helicopter?  Spoiler: Wolverine kicks its ass.

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Holy crap!  Wolverine is fighting a full size Sentinel!  Spoiler:  WOLVERINE KICKS ITS ASS.

This game is fantastic.  Even though the game is far too short for my liking, the ridiculous amounts of AWESOME that the developers stuffed into this game makes it easily worth the $59.99+tax price tag.

-Because I said so

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Sword of Truth – Blood of the Fold

Blood of the Fold is the third book in Terry Goodkind’s Sword of Truth series, and it continues the story of Richard Rahl, while introducing some new characters to the universe.

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Following the events of the second book, Stone of Tears, a new threat is becoming evident to the New World (the home of Richard Rahl).  This story sees a great deal of political upheaval with Richard taking control over the entire New World in an effort to stop the armies of the Old World.   The threat of the Imperial Order is preceeded by the threat of the Blood of the Fold, a fanatical army intent on destroying all magical beings.  Richard’s task is made more difficult when the lands he is trying to protect do not easily submit to his authority.

-Because I said so

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Sword of Truth – Stone of Tears

Terry Goodkind continues the story of Richard Rahl in Stone of Tears, book two of the Sword of Truth series.

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Richard, after discovering in the first book that he is the son of the evil tyrant he had to defeat, finds himself seemingly betrayed in this book, putting him up against a new set of foes, both intellectual and physical.  In another fantasy genre cliche move, Richard finds out that he is special beyond the other wizards and people in the world.  I mentioned in the first book review that no wizard in 3,000 years had been both with both sides of magic.  Richard, apparently, is the first in all of that time to have both sides within him.  Now, not only is our hero risen from a modest standing, but he is also uniquely gifted in all the world.  He needs these new gifts,  however, as a new, menacing enemy is hinted at.  Richard’s abilities are further revealed in a slowly expanding story that will continue on for nine books after this one.  At almost 1,000 pages, Stone of Tears is another exercise in commitment, but it is well worth the time.

-Because I said so

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Sword of Truth – Wizard’s First Rule

Wizard’s First Rule is the first book in the Sword of Truth fantasy series by Terry Goodkind.  Wizard’s First Rule introduces you to Richard Cypher, a skilled woodsman and ranger in Westland who becomes a true hero.

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If that plot sounds familiar, then you’ve read a fantasy novel of any kind.  The normal, unassuming individual lives in peace with no idea of his or her waiting destiny until they are suddenly thrust into their fate.  It is a very common theme for a heroic fantasy novel.  However, Terry Goodkind takes this theme and places it in his world of unique magic, people, and history.  A new system of magic is created for this world that is unique to me; Additive and Subtractive magics.  Additive magic is the power to create, while Subtractive magic is the power to destroy.  In the story, wizards are no longer born with the ability to use Subtractive magic, and have not been able to do so for 3,000 years, leaving magic somewhat lopsided.  It is an interesting magical system that pairs well with the universe in which it resides.

Beyond the original cliched premise, the story itself is wonderful.  It starts off slowly while setting up characters, locales, plot, etc, but once it has satisfactorily brought the reader up to speed, the story explodes.  It is a very well written story and a great deal of fun to read.  I’ve read through it a few times myself, and highly recommend it.  Keep in mind, though, that this book is nearly 850 pages, and the first book in a series of 11.  It’s less of a casual read and more of a part-time job.

-Because I said so

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Asshole friend

Whoever did this is a real asshole…

But it makes for a hilarious GIF!

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-Because I said so

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Zelda DS Winner!

Good Afternoon,

It is now 1:00 PM, and time to announce the fab winner of our Zelda contest.

Before that, I’d like to again give congrats to deaf omega and Ancientwolf13 who both won prizes in our Harry Potter giveaway.

OK, now to the good stuff.

The winner is…………..

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……… spookygirl!

Congrats, contact me within 48 hours so we can arrange for you to get your prize, and I hope you enjoy it!

- She Who Has The Last Word

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Harry Potter Winners!

Well, it’s Monday, and it’s 11:00 A.M.

I am pleased to announce that the First Place winner of Harry Potter is – deaf omega! You will be receiving 1 of the Harry Potter posters and the slap bracelet. Hope your little one enjoys!

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The runner up, winning the other Harry Potter poster is – Ancientwolf13!

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Don’t forget, you have 48 hours to email me your address so we can get these things shipped out.

Ccongrats to both of you!

- She Who Has The Last Word

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Bed Time!

OMG!

It’s 6 AM. It’s time for bed!

Thank you so much for sharing this Blogathon experience with us. Thank you to all of our Sponsors.

To all of you who couldn’t be a sponsor, we can still accept sponsors and donations up until this Friday around midnight so please keep spreading the word about everything we’ve done today and our charity.

Harry Potter and Zelda winners will be announced on Monday, so please be sure to check and see if you were selected.

Also, we should be having some additional giveaways throughout the week to keep the Blogathon momentum going.

Thank you all again, and for those of you who became new readers of this wonderful site… welcome, we hope to see more of you :)

GOOD NIGHT!

… and yes, I am shutting my PC down RIGHT NOW!

- She Who Has The Last Word

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5:30

What is this?

Can it be…..

5:30 in the morning?

Oh sweet merciful!

Sorry that our recent posts have lacked images, but I honestly can’t be bothered to keep everything going and do all of that on top of it.

I will go through the blog tomorrow (or shall I say later on today) and add in images that would be appropriate and fitting for each post.

Again, sorry that things are becoming so half-assed but you have no idea how damn tired I am.

I don’t even have the energy to reply to any comments.

- She Who Has The Last Word

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