Then you’d better go catch it!

Our refrigerator sucks as much as that joke.  Our apartment came with a refrigerator.  We considered this a good thing.  However, even at level 5 out of 9 possible temperature levels, it still freezes yogurt, salad, and juice.  Things which are NOT LOCATED IN THE FREEZER.  A simple solution, you might say, is to keep turning it down until it stops freezing things.  The problem is that this refrigerator has no concept of a “happy medium”, or “ideal temperature”.  It will either freeze half of our food items, or keep them at a temperature that is borderline unsafe.

I hate our refrigerator.

-Because I said so